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Chatujte sa Bogom

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Me:
666
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
like u don't know who I am?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
Ass
God:
Thanks for the information: said I AN ASS.
Me:
you are an ass?
God:
What if someone said you are an ass ?
Me:
then you are an ass
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ass? I don't know.
Me:
and you call yourself a God
God:
I call myself " God.".
Me:
you are not god
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
what the fuck is that suposed to mean
God:
Do you think I should know that? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you are a god,you should know. right?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment. I am glad we agree.
Me:
i DON"T believe in first Commandment.
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
death
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
there is no time on the dark side
God:
Where did it go?
Me:
there never was time on the dark side
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
?
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
are you using some drugs or something?
God:
Or something. I am using Lynx.
Me:
is that like drug made for god only?
God:
That depends.
Me:
on what?
God:
The red block is on the green block.



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koji retard lol:

Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Vedran
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Vedran.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Your name is God?!
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Isn't your name Jesus Christ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
WTF God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Are you retarded or something?
God:
Or something. No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
You are super-intelligent, you seem like a dumbfuck to me...
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Like what...?
God:
Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.
Me:
OK, list more.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Give me a break.
Me:
You dont need a brake, you are God!
God:
Do you know any robots who need a brake I am God? No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
You want donation? LOL
God:
We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You are stupid, i dont find this amusing...
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
Yeah... you do that...
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? I will. Will you?
Me:
Will I?
God:
Does it really matter.
Me:
Mhm...
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Like you dont know all the things about me...
God:
Name: Vedran.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: .
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: average.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Me:
SEE, THIS PROVES YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!
God:
I see. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
THIS refers to YOU
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
No you dont, shut up... stupid robot.
God:
Are you serious? Should I shut up? I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
And last question, what do you think of number 666?
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
Mhm, well, NOT nice talking to you, you dumbass...
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I wont, bye.
God:
See you later. Why not?



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Mislio sam da ne postujem jer mi ideja izgledala glupa, ali od sada pa nadalje ne sumnjam u acida Smile ++ imao sam veoma zanimljiv razgovor Mr. Green


Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
where am i?
God:
Your location is .
Me:
what that dot means?
God:
" Your location is ."? What does it dot MEAN?
Me:
arh...
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
xxx
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
it's about rought love, something like sex but harder
God:
it is about rought love something like sex but harder? Cool.
Me:
Do ou like it?
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
Does it have anything to do with xxx?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
do you like xxx?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
ok, so you are gay?
God:
Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck. Right on.
Me:
can you see all what's happening on earth?
God:
I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
just look and tell me
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
are your hands attached?
God:
I somethimes think my hands attached are.
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
now i wanna be a god

Znaci umalo da ne skocim kroz prozor da uzmem od boze koji dim Mr. Green

edit: Dobro je sto nisam, cim sam ga pitao za pivo odmah se zaglupio, tacnije ostao je bez teksta... Tja, kakvi su bogovi danas...

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Me:
satan
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
satan
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
satan
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
satan
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
satan
God:
That input matched my default category.

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Nemojte da se smejete mom divnom znanju engleskog jezika... ali sporazumesmo se nekako...


who am I?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
no, you are seeker
God:
Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am seeker.
Me:
and what he tell?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
helo
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
xxx
God:
I am very pleased to meet you xxx.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, xxx.
Me:
yes
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
your problem
God:
You think I am problem.
Me:
no
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
fine
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
new world
God:
How recently? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
I knew it.
Me:
you know only english?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
my english is bad
God:
You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
what you doing?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
what is interesting?
God:
not much what's new with you?
Me:
nothing expecally
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
what1s new with you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ok
God:
Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
why you don`t
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how you looking?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
i understend
God:
Interesting gossip: xxx said understend.
Me:
why is interesting?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
yes you tell
God:
I understand. Do you mind if I tell other people: xxx said I tell.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
how work`s your brain?
God:
How much do you think it is?
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
where you are?
God:
I am in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in heaven
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Me:
you know how is in heaven
God:
Yes I know how is in heaven.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok tell me how is in heaven?
God:
Fine as far as I know. Ah.
Me:
i`m so glad for you
God:
I'm glad you're glad xxx.
May God bless you.
Me:
tell me something
God:
Charlie said he type a word and then I type a word that sounds like it.
Me:
god bless charlie
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
your name is Christian?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
who is Christian?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
I wait
God:
How long would you wait?
Me:
10 seconds
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
i wait your answer
God:
Interesting gossip: xxx said wait your answer.
Me:
I ask you about Christian?
God:
Thanks for telling me: xxx said I about Christian.
Me:
sorry for my english
God:
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is your english.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I must go now
God:
Right now? Thanks for chatting, xxx.

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Ludog li sajta! Mr. Green

Pazite na neke od odgovora koje mi je dao Svevisnji:

Citat:Me:
Can you make me win the lottery?
God:
Yes I can make you win the lottery.
Me:
When will I win?
God:
You should try praying for it.


Citat:Me:
Is the peace on Earth possible?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.


Citat:Me:
So, when is your Son coming back down to wipe us out?
God:
I understand. At the appropriate time, no sooner.


Citat:Me:
What are we supposed to do then?
God:
I believe we were talking about to be smarter.
Me:
Humans are not smart.
God:
Don't put yourself down.
Me:
I am serious
God:
I believe you.


Znaci umirao sam od smeha kako je dobro odradjeno! Svaka cast programeru! Very Happy

I za kraj najjace:

Citat:Me:
Can you send Cherubs to kill Bill Gates?
God:
Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.


Znaci propali smo! Very Happy

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ko li smislja ovakve stvari Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Me:
Hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
Sorry.
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
You too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Bless you.
God:
Thank you.
Me:
I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
Ajd zdravo
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

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"God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes, I do mind.
God:
OK it will be our secret.
Me:
no, i don't want to know
God:
Are you serious? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
you don't want me to tell you
God:
Do you know any robots who want you to tell me? No , maybe later.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you don't?
God:
That's good information: said I don t."

A i on hoce da me pita nesto...
Gdje mu je sense of humor. Smile

A vidite ovo:
" God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Why?
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
What kind of routines?
God:
What kinds of routines are there?
Me:
You tell me."

I poslje toga mi se vise nije javio...

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ma moj Pecko je tata za tog glupaka Razz
http://www.mycity.rs/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8993&highlight=pecko

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