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- Pridružio: 02 Mar 2005
- Poruke: 901
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"1086
01:22:20,020 --> 01:22:21,770
I'm staying at Home House,
the most beautiful hotel.
1087
01:22:21,810 --> 01:22:23,770
Called a friend from school
who was selling hash,
1088
01:22:23,820 --> 01:22:25,480
but she wasn't in.
Met a couple of Brits
1089
01:22:25,530 --> 01:22:26,980
who take me to of all places,
Camden Street.
1090
01:22:27,030 --> 01:22:29,110
I flirt a bit at the Virgin
Megastore, buy some CDs,
1091
01:22:29,150 --> 01:22:31,150
then follow
some girls with pink hair.
1092
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:33,160
I wandered around trying to get
laid until it started to rain,
1093
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:34,870
then went back to Home House.
"Ministry of Sound" is dead,
1094
01:22:34,910 --> 01:22:36,580
so I go to "Rem Forum,"
but it's "Gay Night."
1095
01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:39,290
I find one hetero girl and we
dry-hump on the dance floor.
1096
01:22:39,330 --> 01:22:41,330
We cab it back to Home House,
I strip her clothes off
1097
01:22:41,370 --> 01:22:43,710
suck her toes and we fuck.
Hung out for four or five days,
1098
01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:45,580
met the world's biggest DJ,
Paul Oakenfold.
1099
01:22:45,630 --> 01:22:46,960
Kept missing the Changing
of the Guards.
1100
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:48,960
Wrote my mom a postcard
I never sent, bought speed
1101
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,880
from an Italian junkie trying
to sell me a stolen bike.
1102
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:52,920
Smoked a lot of hash that had
too much tobacco in it.
1103
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:54,260
Saw the Tate.
Saw Big Ben.
1104
01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:56,470
Ate a lot of weird
English food. It rained a lot.
1105
01:22:56,510 --> 01:22:58,390
It was expensive and I'm
jonesing- split for Amsterdam.
1106
01:22:58,430 --> 01:23:00,390
The Dutch all know English so
I didn't have to speak Dutch,
1107
01:23:00,390 --> 01:23:02,560
which was a relief. I cruise
the red light district,
1108
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:04,390
visit a sex show,
visit a sex museum,
1109
01:23:04,430 --> 01:23:06,520
smoke a lot of hash.
I meet a Dutch TV actress
1110
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:08,020
and we drink absinthe
at a bar called "Absinthe."
1111
01:23:08,100 --> 01:23:10,230
The museums were cool.
Lots of Van Goghs
1112
01:23:10,310 --> 01:23:11,860
and the Vermeers were intense.
Wandered around,
1113
01:23:11,940 --> 01:23:13,730
bought a lot of pastries,
ate some intense waffles.
1114
01:23:13,770 --> 01:23:16,320
Bought some coke and I cruised
the red light district
1115
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:18,820
I found some blonde with big
tits that reminds me of Lara.
1116
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I gave her 1 00 guilders.
In the end, she pulls me out,
1117
01:23:21,030 --> 01:23:22,700
I come between her tits even
though I'm wearing a rubber.
1118
01:23:22,740 --> 01:23:25,370
We made small talk about AIDS,
her Moroccan pimp and herself.
1119
01:23:25,410 --> 01:23:26,740
I wake to the sound
of a wino singing.
1120
01:23:26,780 --> 01:23:28,740
It's 8:00 a.m.
and hot as blazes.
1121
01:23:28,790 --> 01:23:30,620
I pretend to ice-skate
around Central Station.
1122
01:23:30,660 --> 01:23:33,120
Trade songs with a Kiwi girl,
then split for Paris
1123
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,170
Wandered the Champs-Elysées,
climbed the Eiffel Tower
1124
01:23:35,210 --> 01:23:37,210
for only seven francs-
the ticket machine was broken.
1125
01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:38,710
Got the hang of the Metro,
took it everywhere.
1126
01:23:38,790 --> 01:23:41,250
Ford model party, hooked up
with a model named Karina.
1127
01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:43,880
She chugs my cock
at the Marriott, which is good.
1128
01:23:43,970 --> 01:23:46,680
Played billiards, went shopping
I think she gave me mono.
1129
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,720
Drove a Ferrari that belonged
to the Saudi royal family. 
1130
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:50,760
Made out with a Dutch model
in front of the Louvre.
1131
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:52,680
Saw the Arc de Triomphe-
almost became road kill.
1132
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:55,350
"Oakie" invites me to Dublin,
I catch an Aer Lingus flight,
1133
01:23:55,390 --> 01:23:57,690
stay at the Morrison- Dublin
rocks like you can't imagine.
1134
01:23:57,730 --> 01:23:59,810
Oakenfold lets me spin
some discs with him.
1135
01:23:59,850 --> 01:24:01,900
Irish girls are small
as leprechauns.
1136
01:24:01,940 --> 01:24:03,570
I swap hickeys with a drunk
woman after groping my abs
1137
01:24:03,610 --> 01:24:05,150
and calling me "Mr. LA."
She strips for me
1138
01:24:05,190 --> 01:24:06,530
in the bathroom of the club.
Sneak into the Guinness factory
1139
01:24:06,570 --> 01:24:08,650
and steal some stout
so good my dick goes hard.
1140
01:24:08,740 --> 01:24:10,700
I fly to Barcelona
which is a bust.
1141
01:24:10,740 --> 01:24:12,740
Too many fat American students,
too many lame meat markets.
1142
01:24:12,820 --> 01:24:14,280
I dropped acid
at the Sagrada Familia,
1143
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:15,910
which was a trip,
to say the least.
1144
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Cruise up the coast
to Museo Gala Dali,
1145
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but had no more acid,
which sucked.
1146
01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:20,790
Some girl from Canada
calls me on my cell,
1147
01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:22,750
so I let her listen
to the church bells.
1148
01:24:22,790 --> 01:24:24,420
Canta Cruz is beautiful
but there are no girls there,
1149
01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:26,000
just old hippies.
So I went to Switzerland
1150
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:27,880
where, ironically, I couldn't
find anyone with the time.
1151
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:29,920
Took Glacier Express
to Shiltone
1152
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:31,630
which is beautiful
in a way I can't describe.
1153
01:24:31,670 --> 01:24:33,630
EuroPass into Italy,
ended up in Venice,
1154
01:24:33,670 --> 01:24:34,880
met a hot girl who looks
like Rachel Leigh Cook,
1155
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:36,130
and speaks better English
than I do.
1156
01:24:36,180 --> 01:24:38,220
She's living for a year
on only $5.00 a day.
1157
01:24:38,260 --> 01:24:40,640
We gondola around, buy hash.
She thinks I'm a capitalist-
1158
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:42,760
my room costs more for one
night than her entire trip.
1159
01:24:42,810 --> 01:24:44,890
She doesn't mind much when I
pay the bills. I ditch her
1160
01:24:44,970 --> 01:24:46,480
and hook up with a couple
who obviously want a threesome.
1161
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:49,690
Much tension, but the doofus
offers to drive me to Rome,
1162
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an offer I jump at. Traffic's
bad, we're stopped for hours.
1163
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:55,400
The wife's a freak.
The guy wigs out on me.
1164
01:24:55,440 --> 01:24:57,940
It's like a Polanski film.
We stop in Florence,
1165
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where I see some big dome.
A bomb goes off
1166
01:24:59,740 --> 01:25:01,530
I lose the weird couple, which
is probably for the best.
1167
01:25:01,570 --> 01:25:03,490
Ended up in Rome,
which is big and hot and dirty.
1168
01:25:03,490 --> 01:25:05,490
Just like LA, but with ruins.
I went to the Vatican,
1169
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which is ridiculously opulent.
Stood for two hours
1170
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to get into the Sistine Chapel,
which now cleaned, looks fake.
1171
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:11,710
I meet two underage Italian
girls who I try to talk
1172
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into fucking each other
while I jack off onto them.
1173
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:15,330
Bored, I buy them some
ice cream instead.
1174
01:25:15,420 --> 01:25:16,880
My hotel has a gym,
so I work out.
1175
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:19,000
I bump into some guy from
Camden who says he knows me,
1176
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but I'm sure that he's a fag,
so I lose him.
1177
01:25:21,090 --> 01:25:22,510
I try to fart
and instead shit my pants.
1178
01:25:22,590 --> 01:25:25,010
In my room I masturbate
and have a pain in my groin.
1179
01:25:25,050 --> 01:25:27,180
I dream about a beautiful girl,
half in water,
1180
01:25:27,220 --> 01:25:29,140
stretching her lean body.
She asks me if I like it.
1181
01:25:29,180 --> 01:25:30,550
I tell her
she can clean fish with it.
1182
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,350
I don't know what it means,
but I wake well-rested,
1183
01:25:32,390 --> 01:25:34,180
masturbate in the shower,
and check out.
1184
01:25:34,180 --> 01:25:37,180
Make my way back to London,
hang out in Piccadilly Circus.
1185
01:25:37,230 --> 01:25:39,560
Swap shirts with some
upper-crusty Cambridge chick.
1186
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:41,610
Hers was an Agnes B.;
mine, it cost me my Chanel.
1187
01:25:41,650 --> 01:25:43,650
She acts stuffy and prudish,
but is really wild underneath.
1188
01:25:43,690 --> 01:25:45,820
She barely looks at my abs,
though she wants to.
1189
01:25:45,860 --> 01:25:47,820
The next day I drop acid
and get lost in the subway
1190
01:25:47,860 --> 01:25:49,570
for a full day
and can't find my way out.
1191
01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:51,490
I meet a cute girl that
lets me jack off onto her
1192
01:25:51,530 --> 01:25:53,280
as long as no come gets
onto her Paul Smith coat.
1193
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:55,070
We get stoned while listening
to Michael Jackson records.
1194
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:57,120
The next morning,
I wake up talking to myself.
1195
01:25:57,120 --> 01:25:59,120
I had a big bump on my head
from flailing in my sleep.
1196
01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:01,080
I get my stuff
and barely make my plane
1197
01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:03,080
back to the United States.
I no longer know who I am."
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