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Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

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Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

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Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

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Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.

Dopuna: 22 Jun 2006 0:54

Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!

Dopuna: 22 Jun 2006 0:57

Kyle: Cartman, you have such a fat ass, that when people walk down the street they go, 'God damn, that's a big, fat ass.'
Cartman: No, they don't, you jealous weakling.
Passing Man: God damn, that's a big fat ass.

Dopuna: 22 Jun 2006 1:03

Cartmen:God has told me how to make 10 million dollars!
Stan:how?
Cartman: Boy band.
Stan: Boy band?
Cartman: Boy band.
Stan: I'm not being part of any faggy boy band.
Cartman: Theres nothing faggy about 10 million dollars, asshole.

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Cartman bi bio glavni lik,samo što ima krupne kosti,a nije debeo,nije...

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da, Cartman je ubedljivo najjaci lik, jer su sve najgore ljudske osobine skupljene u njemu. i nista ga ne razumem kad se iznervira a gledam bez titla.

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I meni je on najjaci ... cak toliko da ni ne primecujem lose osobine ...

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c: you must refer to me as a Capitan.
w:where i'm suppose to drive to?
c: no see you mast say Capitan where i'm suppose to drive to!
w: Capitan where i'm suppose to drive to?...

w: this whole thing is ridicules.
c: Capitan this whole thing is ridicules.
W: Capitan this whole thing is ridicules.

we must bomb heaven
do you relay think that this is a good idea rendi?
if sadam is building weapons we have to stop him, with our weapons

r:you are saying that you boys only want to build ladder to heaven so you can get some candy?
c:I never heard word only and candy in the same sentence before

kad je kartman bolestan i odveduga kod doktora.
kartmanova mama: what is with him?
doktor:i am afraid that it's his time.
k m :why what's wrong with him?
d:it's his time, it's running out.
k m : what does he need?
d: he need's to have more time.
k m : what can we do?
d: well i suppose we can try a time transplant i have to call a specialist.

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Woman: [rrom the Make-A-Wish Foundation] So, Kenny, if you could have one wish, what would it be?
[silence]
Man: What's your wish, pal?
Kenny: [muffled] I guess the only thing I wish is not to die.
Woman: What did he say?
Kyle: He said his wish is not to die.
[long stretch of silence]
Woman: Okay, and what if you're gonna have two wishes? What would the second one be?


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Cartman: Why don't we all sing, "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch" in D-minor?
hehe extra su

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cartman rula

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You guy's wonna get high?

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