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Lepe i korisne misli...

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  • Goran 
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Što je bre ne završi bar do kraja Pekili? Smile


Uvek ću pamtiti jednu izreku, pomalo šaljivu.

"Još se nije rodio koje ženama ugodio" Very HappyVery Happy



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niko nije tako beznadezno porobljen, kao oni koji pogresno veruju da su slobodni



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"Otkad su stari Fenićani izmislili novac suvišno je reći hvala". Very HappyVery Happy


Ovo mi je životni moto. Wink

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Lep muskarac, svaciji muskarac Sad

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Only The Good Die Young - Iron Maiden

Fear Is The Key - Iron Maiden Smile

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Famozni Marfi je puno toga tačnog rekao kao npr.

Ako nesto moze poci naopako, poci ce naopako.

Nista nije lako kao sto izgleda.

Sve zahteva vise vremena nego sto mislis.

Kad god podjes nesto da radis, najpre moras uciniti nesto drugo.

Nemoguce je bilo sta uciniti otpornim na budale, jer budale su tako inventivne.

Ovo su izvodi, a evo ga i link ka prigodnim dosjetkama,
http://galeb.etf.bg.ac.rs/~trifun/marfi.htm

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Vodolija ::Lep muskarac, svaciji muskarac SadHe he, pa ako ćemo tako ovo može da važi i za žene. Very Happy

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Kada smo kod Marfija... nije lepo, ali ga uvek treba znati:

Ako nešto može poći naopako, poćiće naopako...

Gamzzyjeva dopuna Marfijevog zakona:
Ako nešto može poći naopako, poćiće naopako, ali si ti tu da to sprečiš Wink

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poslednji marfijev zakon kaze da ako je nesto moglo da krene naopako a nije, na kraju ce se ispostaviti da bi bilo bolje da je ta stvar ipak krenula naopako jer je ovako ispalo mnogo gore

@gamzzy
tu se tvoja dopuna zaglavljuje
odnosno, mozda je bolje ne sprecavati :-)

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Murphy's Laws of sex
1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2.Nothing improves with age.
3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4.Sex has no calories.
5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8.No sex with anyone in the same office.
9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10.A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12.Virginity can be cured.
13.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15.The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
16.Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17.It is always the wrong time of month.
18.The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19.When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20.Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
21.Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
22.The younger the better.
23.The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24.It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
25.Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
26.Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
27.There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
28.Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
29.Love is a hole in the heart.
30.If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
31.Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
32.Do it only with the best.
33.Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
34.One good turn gets most of the blankets.
35.You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
36.Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
37.It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
38.Thou shalt not commit zabranjenoery.....unless in the mood.
39.Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
40.Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
41.Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
42.A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
43.What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
44.It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
45.Never say no.
46.A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
47.Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
48.Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
49.Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
50.A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
51.Love comes in spurts.
52.The world does not revolve on an axis.
53.Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
54.Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
55.Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
56.There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
57.Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
58.Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
59."This won't hurt, I promise."

Murphy's Love Laws
1 All the good ones are taken.
2 If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
3 The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4 Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5 The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6 Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7 The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
8 Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9 Nice guys(girls) finish last.
10 If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
11 Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

i za kraj....Hill's Commentaries on Murphy's Laws
If we lose much by having things go wrong, take all possible care.
If we have nothing to lose by change, relax.
If we have everything to gain by change, relax.
If it doesn't matter, it does not matter.

i za malo smeha.....
O'Toole's Commentary
Murphy was an optimist.

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