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Tekstovi komicnih pesama

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A pazi sad koje gluposti, da ne poverujes... Laughing

Loser

Artist: Beck
Album: Mellow Gold

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo. Cut it.

Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
That's chokin' on the splinter

Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....

?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'i rodatrep nu yos
[you can hear hear it if you reverse it.]

(I'm a driver, I'm a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(i can't believe you)
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(sprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(know what I'm sayin'? )



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OMG Mib, tek sad videh pesmu koju si ti postovao...
Znachi ocrneli su Connells: http://www.mycity.rs/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=29963 Kakva glupa parodija na onako lepu pesmu damn it!

Balkan Bebee Dol Evil or Very Mad


Editovao sam naslove par pesama tako da linkuju prema originalnom lyricsu Smile



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@MiB

Vise je to tragicna pesma nego komicna, po meni, jer su ljudi opisali apsolutno realnost malog coveka...

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Ooops I Farted Again!


yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I farted again
I made you smell it its more then just beans
Oh baby
It might seem like just beans
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby

Oops!...I farted again
I played with my ass, got lost in the fumes
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I passed gas
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that eligent

You see my problem is this
I'm farting away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm farting in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh

Oops!...I farted again
I played with my ass, got lost in the fumes
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I passed gas
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that eligent

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's distusting"
"Yeah, I know"
"But I thought you were gonna give me a ring"
"Well baby, then go to hell with teh ring"
"Oh, you asshole"

Oops!...I farted again to your ass
Got lost in these fumes, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent


I'm Not A Child


What do you think
Do you think I wasn't up
here standing sex to you
I mean come on
If I my jeans were any lower
you could see my rise, yeah.
If you don't get in my bed this time

Let me make it perfectly clear
I'm not a child
Its OK to nail me
I'm so sick and tired
so freakin sick and tired
of beating around my bush

Look at the clouds
The things are almost falling out of it
what more do you need
Do I need to stand here naked with
arrows pointing at my pubic bone.
(Incomplete)
Nastavak =>

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ne znAm da li je neko cuO za njih (The Books Of Knjige),
skroZ su loodi i oriGinaLni......
bend iz cg...evo paR njihOvih pJesama......

Gumena pjesma

Gumeni covjek ,gumeni covjek
Gumena zena , gumena zena , gumena zena
Gumeno djete , gumeno djete, gumeno djete
Gumeno pile, gumeno pile, gumeno pile
Gumena vreca, gumena vreca, gumena vreca
Gumena sranja, gumena sranja , gumena sranja
Gumena granja , gumena granja , gumena granja
Gumene tice , gumene tice, gumene tice,
Gumeni ljudi.

Gumeno srebro. gumeno srebro
Gumeno zlato , gumeno zlato
Gumeni ljudi , gumeni ljudi , gumeni ljudi
Gumeno govno , gumeno govno , gumeno govno
Gumene ruze , gumene ruze , gumene ruze
Gumeno srce , gumeno srce ,gumeno srce
Gumena veza . Isj.

Gumena sperma , gumena sperma ,
Gumeno pleme , gumeno pleme , gumeno pleme
Gumeni lokum , gumeni lokum ,gumeni lokum
Gumeni svekar, gumeni svekar ,gumeni svekar
Gumeno oko , gumeno oko , gumeno oko
Gumena svinja, gumena svinja , gumena svinja
Gumeni pleksus , gumeni pleksus , gumeni pleksus
Gumena brada , gumena brada , gumena brada
Gumeni brodic , gumeni brodic , gumeni brodic
Gumena dzungla , gumena dzungla , gumena dzungla
Gumene zvjede.

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Moja domovina

Moja domovina mene pazi
Da mi se što ne desi
Ona vazda širi ruke
Prema nama svojoj đeci

Moja domovina nije nikad
Prema meni gruba bila
Ja sam srećan u životu
Ona me je zadužila

Blago mene s njom
Blago mene stvarno
Blago mene s njom
Mojom domovinom

Moja domovina je mene dala
Ovu koru bijelog hleba
Srećne ljude,srećnu mladost
Velik komad vedrog neba

Kada god joj nešto treba
Moja domovina ima mene
Kad sam neđe u daljine
Mene stalno srce vene

Blago mene s njom
Blago mene stvarno
Blago mene s njom
Mojom domovinom

Moja domovina mene pazi
Da mi se što ne desi...

(onda je došla policija)

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Neka si posla

Dok te nijesam upoznao
ja sam s tobom srecan bijo
nijesam tuka familiju
nit sam pusio nit pijo

a sad evo u samoci
brojim dane brojim noci
brojim noci,brojim dane
godine mi duplo traju

neka si posla znas da sam te tuka

tuka sam te dok sam moga
sve dok ne zaboli noga
valjda si se naljutila
sto si vazda modra bila

branila se nikad nisi
nit pricala ne po sisi
evropska si bila zena
kad je svudj po mene pjena

neka si posla znas da sam te tuka

sto bez tebe sad da radim
dako sebe osakatim
odkad tebe ja ne bijem
prestao sam da se smijem

neka si posla znas da sam te tuka

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Smoki 1

Ajmo mali mali hop hop pa kaze
imam konja zvanog Smokija
na njega sam s kaubojima
divlje konje lovim s njim
pa ka zovem Vatreni
ponosim se ja sa konjem tim

Ojlele ojlala ponosan sam ja na smokija
ojlele ojlala ponosan sam pravi kauboj ja

Skinem glavu stavim ja sombrero,sombrero
kaze mali ne bude breoler
imam konja znam se s njim ponosim se ja sa njim
ponosim se ja sa smokijim

Ojlele ojlala ponosan sam pravi kauboj ja
ojlele ojlala ponosan sam pravi kauboj ja

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Sanjam da te znam

Ti si tisina koju sam prevario
s' lavezom pasa lutalica,
Ti si rijec umrla davno
kojoj se ne zna grob,
Ti si misao gluvih
kad spava sve,
Ti si paucina po coskovima moga sjecanja
a, ja usluga sam vjetru koju cini Bog
a,ja cesto kad spavam
cujem kako se smijes
iako znam da nisam lud
Ti si oci kad se gase,
od Sunca oguljeni smijeh
Ti nebo od placa si cisto
i produbljeno do dna
Ti si namjestaj starinski iz moga sna,
ti opet si mi u glavu dosla praznijeh ruka
a,ja sam usluga jadnima koju radis
a, ja stalno sanjam da mi se vracas,
sanjam da te znam
iako znam da nisam lud!

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Laser Topalović Brka - “MOBILNI TELEFON”

Mobilni telefon - kad zora zarudi...
Mobilni telefon - on me pesmom budi...
Mobilni telefon - širi moje grudi...
Mobilni telefon - ja ga imam ljudi!

Ja ga volim više nego 'leba da jedem...
Ja bez njega više ne mogu da se smejem...
Ja ga više volim od Ramba i rata,
hoću da ga uzmem za rođenog brata...

Ja sa njime pričam, ja sa njim se šetam,
u bioskopu zvonim, u pozorištu smetam...
Ja ga više volim od najlepših serija
Kasandra, Marisol i Esmeralda su igra dečija...

Mobilni telefon - u mraku mi sija...
Mobilni telefon - on mi mnogo prija...
Mobilni telefon - mazi lice moje,
po njemu me znaju, zbog njega me se boje...

Mobilni telefon - s njim sam k'o u braku...
Mobilni telefon - mi daje curu svaku...
Mobilni telefon - sa njime se dičim,
pustiću antenu, da na njega ličim...

http://www.suonline.net/~laser/

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Cake
Short Skirt, Long Jacket


I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who’s fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry
She’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facilities
And picking up the slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut her red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tainted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s touring the facilities and picking up the slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket

I want a girl with smooth liquidation
I want a girl with the right dividends
At City Bank we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She’s changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

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Jelena Karleusa - Casino


Kao Monte Carlo sija Montenegro
brod u marini
sedis sam za rulet stolom
a u ruci ti suvi Martini

I moje srce na sto palo je
crveni zeton to zna krupije
a ja vec sada znam da znam
da takvog videla nisam

Seksipilan, i tako atraktivan
i tako elegantan
plave krvi, visoke strane skole
sarmantan i galantan

Crni smoking
i like the way you're talking
i like the way you're smoking
neponovljiv k'o 007
pa mislim dok ga gledam

Napravi mi sina
pod svetlima kazina
bice dete srece

sve ce da mu ide
svi ce da mu zavide

Napravi mi sina
pod svetlima kazina
bice milioner
bice smrt za zene
kao ti za mene

Kao Monte Carlo sija Montenegro
brod u marini
sedis sam za rulet stolom
a u ruci ti suvi Martini

I moje srce na sto palo je
crveni zeton to zna krupije
a ja vec sada znam da znam
da takvog videla nisam

Seksipilan, i tako atraktivan
i tako elegantan
plave krvi, visoke strane skole
sarmantan i galantan

Crni smoking
i like the way you're talking
i like the way you're smoking
neponovljiv k'o 007
pa mislim dok ga gledam

Napravi mi sina
pod svetlima kazina
bice dete srece
sve ce da mu ide
svi ce da mu zavide

Napravi mi sina
pod svetlima kazina
bice milioner
bice smrt za zene
kao ti za mene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRppCtTgvF8

Toliko sam se smejao zajedno sa jednom prijateljicom da sam prosto morao da okačim tekst ove... huh (?!) "pesme"...

Fazlija - Viski Koka Kola


Malo viski, malo Koka Kola

Ref.
Malo viski, malo Koka Kola
dobre zene oko moga stola
svi gledaju i svi mi se dive
sta im mogu neznaju da zive

Nikom nije kao sto je meni
zivim zivot brigu na veselje
ovako bih do kraja zivota
tako mi je svake nedjelje
(2x)

Malo viski, malo Koka Kola
dobre zene oko moga stola
svi gledaju i svi mi se dive
sta im mogu neznaju da zive

Malo viski, malo Koka Kola
dobre zene oko moga stola
svi gledaju i svi mi se dive
sta im mogu neznaju da zive

Ref. 2x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvOBzdJ7tNA




Vuco - Volim narodno (feat. Mitar Miric)


Krenuo sam ja iz rodnog Splita grada
preko Rijeke, Ljubljane do Zagreba
gdje god da sam stao, sjeo, vecerao
svuda tuce ista muzika

Ref. 2x
Volim, volim narodno

Dalje do Osijeka i Novoga Sada
odveo me put do Beograda
trgnem dvi tri ljute ne skrecem sa rute
Banja luka, Tuzla, eto Sarajeva

Ref. 2x

Sibam preko Livna i Mostara
u Dubrovnik na kavu, potom Podgorica
Nis, Skoplje, svuda isti ritam
svima nam je ista sudbina

Ref. 2x

Sve nas veze ista stvar
to je pjesma narodna
iskrena i od srca
ples, veselje do jutra
2x

Mogu da nam pjevat' brane
da zatvore sve kafane
ali jedno to ne mogu
ubit' pijesmu narodnu

Mogu da nam pjevat' brane
da nas stave iza brave
ali jedno to ne mogu
ubit' pjesmu narodnu

Sve nas veze ista stvar
to je pjesma narodna
iskrena i od srca
ples, veselje do jutra
2x

Mogu da nam pjevat' brane
da zatvore sve kafane
ali jedno to ne mogu
ubit' pjesmu narodnu

Mogu da nam pijevat' brane
da nas stave iza brave
ali jedno to ne mogu
ubit' pjesmu narodnu

Ref. 2x

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