In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo. Cut it.
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
That's chokin' on the splinter
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....
?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'i rodatrep nu yos
[you can hear hear it if you reverse it.]
(I'm a driver, I'm a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(i can't believe you)
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(sprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un pertador
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(know what I'm sayin'? )
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I farted again
I made you smell it its more then just beans
Oh baby
It might seem like just beans
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...I farted again
I played with my ass, got lost in the fumes
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I passed gas
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that eligent
You see my problem is this
I'm farting away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm farting in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh
Oops!...I farted again
I played with my ass, got lost in the fumes
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I passed gas
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that eligent
"All aboard"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's distusting"
"Yeah, I know"
"But I thought you were gonna give me a ring"
"Well baby, then go to hell with teh ring"
"Oh, you asshole"
Oops!...I farted again to your ass
Got lost in these fumes, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
I'm Not A Child
What do you think
Do you think I wasn't up
here standing sex to you
I mean come on
If I my jeans were any lower
you could see my rise, yeah.
If you don't get in my bed this time
Let me make it perfectly clear
I'm not a child
Its OK to nail me
I'm so sick and tired
so freakin sick and tired
of beating around my bush
Look at the clouds
The things are almost falling out of it
what more do you need
Do I need to stand here naked with
arrows pointing at my pubic bone.
(Incomplete)
Nastavak =>
Ajmo mali mali hop hop pa kaze
imam konja zvanog Smokija
na njega sam s kaubojima
divlje konje lovim s njim
pa ka zovem Vatreni
ponosim se ja sa konjem tim
Ojlele ojlala ponosan sam ja na smokija
ojlele ojlala ponosan sam pravi kauboj ja
Skinem glavu stavim ja sombrero,sombrero
kaze mali ne bude breoler
imam konja znam se s njim ponosim se ja sa njim
ponosim se ja sa smokijim
Ojlele ojlala ponosan sam pravi kauboj ja
ojlele ojlala ponosan sam pravi kauboj ja
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Sanjam da te znam
Ti si tisina koju sam prevario
s' lavezom pasa lutalica,
Ti si rijec umrla davno
kojoj se ne zna grob,
Ti si misao gluvih
kad spava sve,
Ti si paucina po coskovima moga sjecanja
a, ja usluga sam vjetru koju cini Bog
a,ja cesto kad spavam
cujem kako se smijes
iako znam da nisam lud
Ti si oci kad se gase,
od Sunca oguljeni smijeh
Ti nebo od placa si cisto
i produbljeno do dna
Ti si namjestaj starinski iz moga sna,
ti opet si mi u glavu dosla praznijeh ruka
a,ja sam usluga jadnima koju radis
a, ja stalno sanjam da mi se vracas,
sanjam da te znam
iako znam da nisam lud!
Mobilni telefon - kad zora zarudi...
Mobilni telefon - on me pesmom budi...
Mobilni telefon - širi moje grudi...
Mobilni telefon - ja ga imam ljudi!
Ja ga volim više nego 'leba da jedem...
Ja bez njega više ne mogu da se smejem...
Ja ga više volim od Ramba i rata,
hoću da ga uzmem za rođenog brata...
Ja sa njime pričam, ja sa njim se šetam,
u bioskopu zvonim, u pozorištu smetam...
Ja ga više volim od najlepših serija
Kasandra, Marisol i Esmeralda su igra dečija...
Mobilni telefon - u mraku mi sija...
Mobilni telefon - on mi mnogo prija...
Mobilni telefon - mazi lice moje,
po njemu me znaju, zbog njega me se boje...
Mobilni telefon - s njim sam k'o u braku...
Mobilni telefon - mi daje curu svaku...
Mobilni telefon - sa njime se dičim,
pustiću antenu, da na njega ličim...
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who’s fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry
She’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facilities
And picking up the slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut her red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tainted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s touring the facilities and picking up the slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket
I want a girl with smooth liquidation
I want a girl with the right dividends
At City Bank we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cupholder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She’s changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket