50 funniest Homer Simpson Quotes

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"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. "

Ovo cu napisati na majici! Pa nek im vec jednom bude jasno!

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Homer Simpson ::'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

ovo sam jednom cuo i uzivo... i nije bilo nimalo saljivo...

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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

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[reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key?
I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB. [presses TAB key] Awp...no time for that now, the computer's starting. [reading screen slowly] "Check core temperature, yes slash no." [types] Yes.
"Core temperature normal." Hmph. Not too shabby.
"Vent radioactive gas." [types] NO.
"Venting prevents explosi-on." Heeheee...whoa, this is hard.
Where's my Tab? Okay, then, [types] YES, vent the stupid gas.

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Ovo je slika danasnjice....

Citat:Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.