Smešne i zanimljive slike,vicevi i fore na engleskom

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Losing my religion

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A cougar escaped from the local zoo and a man called to say that it was in his backyard, on top of his cherry tree. A guy from the zoo comes with a tiny dog, hands him a rifle and tells him:
"- So, here it's how it's gonna go. This little dog here is Nutters, he is specifically trained to bite on the nuts. I'll climb the tree, the cougar will fall down, Nutters will go nuts and get it by the balls, and while incapacitated, I'll capture it. We can't shoot the cougar at any circumstances. Get it?"
"- Okay, so what am I supposed to the with this rifle?!"
"- In case I fall first - shoot Nutters..."