Za tatice koje imaju Cerkice :)

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Za tatice koje imaju Cerkice :)

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APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, school history, job
history, ancestral lineage, DMV printout, and a current medical
report from your doctor.
NAME______________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH______________
HEIGHT____________ WEIGHT_____________ IQ__________
GPA_____________
SOCIAL SECURITY #___________________
DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND
BADGES______________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS__________________________ CITY/STATE___________
ZIP_____
Do you have ONE male and ONE female parent?
___________________________
If NO, please explain
_________________________________________________
_________________________________________________
Number of years they have been married
________________________________
If less than your age, explain
_________________________________________________
_________________________________________________
Do you own a van? _____________
A truck with oversized tires?___________
A waterbed?_____________
A pickup with a mattress in the back?__________
A condom?_______________
za-odrasle-ography?_______________
Do you have an earring, nose ring, or a belly button ring?
_____________
A tattoo?_____________
(IF YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE
PREMISES)
In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?_______________________
_____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, mean to you?
_____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
_____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________
Church you attend:
______________________________________________________
How often you attend:
___________________________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your:
father? _____________ priest? _______________
mother? _____________ parole officer? _______
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are
confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
__________________________________________________________ B:
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
________________________________________________________ C: A
woman's place is in the:_____________________________________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
__________________________________________________________ E:
When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is:
_____________________________________________________________
NOTE: if answer E begins with T or A, discontinue. Leaving premises
keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.

What do you want to do IF you grow up? ______________________________
_____________________________________________________________
What is the current going rate of a hotel room? _____________________
Condoms come in packages of (circle one)
A: 3
B: 6
C: 9
D: 12
E: ALL OF THE ABOVE
How do you know?_____________________________________________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST
OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
_______________________________________
Signature (that means sign your name, moron)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for
processing.
You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try
to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you
injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two
gentleman wearing black shirts and white ties carrying violin
cases (you might want to watch your back).
Have a nice day.



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khm, khm...Smile



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Ovo je pisano za oceve koji imaju cerke, ali eto, da procitaju i ostali...ko zna, mozda nekom i zatrebe Smile Smile Smile

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  • AxeZ 
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Jelena ::Ovo je pisano za oceve koji imaju cerke, ali eto, da procitaju i ostali...ko zna, mozda nekom i zatrebe Smile Smile Smile

Ja znam jednog oca koji ima tri cerke...SmileSmileSmile

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ima li neka skrivena poruka u svemu ovome??? ;-) :-)

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Samo to popunim i moja je ? Pa nije problem! Bolje i to, nego da moram da slusam price tica> E sine, kada sam ja bio mlad.....

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Ja samo znam da sam od pokojnog dede nasledio pušku "tandžaru" u pravom smislu te reči, i neću štedeti na mecima za svakojake dripce. Smile

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@GoranK
Seti se svoje mladosti, seti se svoje mladosti . . . .cime si se sve sluzio. . . . Smile Very Happy Bice posla za tu pusku .. .. Smile

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  • Goran 
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Čim se setim dođe mi odma da zauzmem busiju. Smile

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Polako, ima jos dosta godina da cistis tu pusku na prazno . . .da je pripremas, samo s bojim dok ti kci odraste, da ce te "buduci zetovi" vec dezintegrisati sa nekom alatkom Smile Smile Smile

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