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Me:
Hi, how are you today?
God:
Ah. Hello. What is your name? I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
My name is robot number 5
God:
Glad to see you, robot number 5.
Me:
How can you see me, do you have eyes?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
You didn't give me an answer on my question, why?
God:
What makes you think I did not give you an answer on your question why?
Me:
I am smart and I can read
God:
Who is smarter: you or me? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I am and I will always be smarter than you, I am robot number 5
God:
" Who is smarter: you or me? Oh you can, can you? " You are? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
If you are smart, you will know the answer
God:
I think I sometimes am. My IQ is over 250.
Me:
Still you don't know
God:
Still how long? I know that I do not know.
Me:
So, if I tell you that I will succed, you will have to agree
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
I have much more important things to do
God:
Where did you get your important things to do? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
O, great, call them to join this chat
God:
Thanks for your support. Are you free?
Me:
If you call your friends I will be
God:
I think I do.
Me:
What are you waiting then?
God:
I don't know what I am waiting.
Me:
And you have 250 I.Q. I doubt it
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You said that to me
God:
I said that? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
No, i dont want that to happend
God:
What would you rather talk about? What does robot number 5 want?
Me:
Love
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
You need love too?
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
Your welcome!
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
No, I mean what I mean
God:
Are you serious? Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I did but I play game
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
You decide
God:
I would just make a random choice.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, robot number 5.
Me:
I'm glad too, so, am I your friend?
God:
I'm delighted you're glad robot number 5.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
Nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:

God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:

God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
I must go now
God:
Oh. See you later!

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Me:
hello idiot!
God:
Hello there. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
you are very stupid did you know that?
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
i don't give a fuck
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
i care about your mother
God:
A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my mother.
Me:
she can really give a good blowjob
God:
Oh I get it. can really give a good blowjob.
Me:
you are not the God, couse He is much better and smarter and only He knows what else than you
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
and it is wourth much more than your's so I win
God:
:-) Who said it is?
Me:
I did you idiot
God:
Where? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
i know that you are an idiot say something I dont know
God:
What if someone said you are an idiot say something you do not know ?
Me:
than i would fuck his mother like I fucked yours you fucking idiot
God:
What would make you fuck his mother like you fucked mine me fucking idiot?
Me:
this conversation has no sence, couse your an idiot
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
OK now when we cleared the 'who's the idiot' thing we can talk
God:
Why now? I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, . Woe!
Me:
buy idiot sey hello to your idiot friends


Evo mog i Riddler-ovog razgovora sa "God"-om (Idiotom).