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Mnogo je dobro 
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A SERB WHEN:
- Your parents have a shot of RAKIJA.
- Your mother insists that PROMAJA will kill you.
- You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.
- Even if you're a girl, your parents (who can't remember your name) call you SINE.
- When you're reading this list and razbijacing up.
- When You are hopelessly trying to bring the Serbian community together.
- Your mum wears her bra as a bathing suit.
- Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger that RAKIJA.
- Your mother insists you must eat something with KASIKA at least three times a week.
- RAKIJA is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as massage lotion.
- You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year's two weeks after everyone else.
- At your birthday everyone sings "EPPI BRZDEJ TU YU".
- When your BABA will not accept the fact that you're just not hungry.
- Half of your family suffers from the ZELUDAC syndrome.
- When your BASHTA contains a variety of peppers, onions and tomatoes.
- You are at a ZABAVA and the guys try picking on you asking "- Hey baby, what' s your SLAVA?".
- You are freaked about BABA ROGA.
- All other action stop when you hear the music of BOZE PRAVDE.
- Everyone is sure you are Greek or Italian. You know you are a SERB when you are a fan of
whatever basketball team Vlade Divac is on.
- When your mom calls you STOKA.
- You can always smell garlic on your parents' breath and they insist it kills bacteria.
- When your walls are crowded with icons of saints.
- You have a KOSOVKA DEVOJKA "goblen" on the wall.
- You live with your parents until you are married.
- There's a slab of fat in your fridge called SLANINA.
- You know you're a Serb when your parents think everything is a conspiracy.
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