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Mnogo je dobro Smile


YOU KNOW YOU ARE A SERB WHEN:

- Your parents have a shot of RAKIJA.

- Your mother insists that PROMAJA will kill you.

- You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.

- Even if you're a girl, your parents (who can't remember your name) call you SINE.

- When you're reading this list and razbijacing up.

- When You are hopelessly trying to bring the Serbian community together.

- Your mum wears her bra as a bathing suit.

- Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger that RAKIJA.

- Your mother insists you must eat something with KASIKA at least three times a week.

- RAKIJA is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as massage lotion.

- You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year's two weeks after everyone else.

- At your birthday everyone sings "EPPI BRZDEJ TU YU".

- When your BABA will not accept the fact that you're just not hungry.

- Half of your family suffers from the ZELUDAC syndrome.

- When your BASHTA contains a variety of peppers, onions and tomatoes.

- You are at a ZABAVA and the guys try picking on you asking "- Hey baby, what' s your SLAVA?".

- You are freaked about BABA ROGA.

- All other action stop when you hear the music of BOZE PRAVDE.

- Everyone is sure you are Greek or Italian. You know you are a SERB when you are a fan of
whatever basketball team Vlade Divac is on.

- When your mom calls you STOKA.

- You can always smell garlic on your parents' breath and they insist it kills bacteria.

- When your walls are crowded with icons of saints.

- You have a KOSOVKA DEVOJKA "goblen" on the wall.

- You live with your parents until you are married.

- There's a slab of fat in your fridge called SLANINA.

- You know you're a Serb when your parents think everything is a conspiracy.



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Ja se pokidah od smeha. Smile



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Mene cale ubedjuje u ono: drzavna firma=stalna plata i siguran posao... Ja jedino sto videh je staticka plata i ocajan posao :-)

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When your BABA will not accept the fact that you're just not hungry.


meni je ovo najbolja i najistinitija fora Wink

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Your mother insists that PROMAJA will kill you.

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- At your birthday everyone sings "EPPI BRZDEJ TU YU".

Od ovog se najezim Mad Mad

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Truth and nothing but the truth...

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