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The naked truth about marriage from the mouth of kids

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Alan, age 10

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."
Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."
Camille, age 10

"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."
Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
Eddie, age 6

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
"Both don't want no more kids."
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."
Lynnette, age 8

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
Martine, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?

"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

"I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out."
Theodore, age 8

"It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
Anita, age 9

"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
Kirsten, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
GET MARRIED?

"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
Kevin, age 8

"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now."
Roberta, age 7

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it."
Lori, age 8

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
Ricky, age 10

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P: Šta je to karakter?
O: To je čovek koji trenira karate.

P: Šta proučava arheolog?
O: Arheolog proučava zvezde.

P: Šta je to zakon?
O: To je kad neko zakolje svinju, kokošku ili tako nešto.

P: Čemu služe saobraćajni znaci?
O: Saobraćajni zanci služe, na primer kad je nacrtan jelen, nosorog, lav, tigar slon i td., da vozači paze, zato što te životinje mogu da istrče na ulicu.

P: Da li znaš šta je to narod?
O: To su ljudi.
P: Da li možeš da nam nabrojiš neke narode?
O: Mogu, ali samo onoliko koliko ja znam.
P: Dobro.
O: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7...20. To su bili španci. Sad prelazim na italijane. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7...



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P: Ko je ujak?
O: Ujak je vrsta strica samo sto je ujak.

P:Ko je tetka?
O: Tetka je ona sto cuva dete.

P:Sta je pubertet?

O1:Pubertet je kad mu skoci pritisak.
O2:Pubertet je kad dobijes modrice.
O3:Jedino sto znam je da nemam pojma sta je to pubertet.
O4:Pubertet je kad zeni pocnu da rastu grudi.
O5:Pubertet je kad je neko besan.
O6:I dalje ne znam sta je to ali znam sta je biologija, psihologija i genetska analiza.

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Sad naletih na jedan sajt koji me pje podsetio da ova tema postoji.


A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

Better to be safe than....................Punch a 5th grader
Strike while the .........................Bug is close
It's always darkest before............... Daylight Savings Time
Never underestimate the power of..........Termites
You can lead a horse to water but........how?
Don't bite the hand that................. looks dirty
No news is................................impossible
A miss is as good as a...................Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new............math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll.........stink in the morning
Love all, trust..........................me
The pen is mightier than the..............pigs
An idle mind is..........................The best way to relax
Where there's smoke there's...............pollution
Happy the bride who.......................gets all the presents
A penny saved is..........................not much
Two's company, three's....................the Musketeers
Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.......you have to blow your nose.
None are so blind as......................Stevie Wonder
Children should be seen and not...........spanked or grounded
If at first you don't succeed.............get new batteries
You get out of something what you.........see pictured on the box
When the blind leadeth the blind..........get out of the way

And the favorite:

Better late than.........................pregnant.

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Ovoliko se u zivotu nisam smejao. Stvarno su dobre provale.

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Alics ::Ovo sam dobila mejlom. Nisu ni svesni koliko dobre stvari govore Laughing


...GDE JE AMERIKA?
-To su oni sto ne znaju gde je Srbija.
-Tamo su ziveli kauboji i indijanci, ali su se poubijali pa sad zive samo glumci.

ZA STA SLUZI KOMPJUTER?
-On sluzi da mama i tata ne spavaju vise zajedno.


ova dva su najjaca po mom misljenju Laughing Very Happy

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a shta je ljubav?
i zashto si se zaljubio u devojchicu? ima dugu, lepu, crnu kosu i slazhe mi se uz mene...

i vaspitachica ima veze sa celom prichom... Very Happy

i to vam je ono kad se volite i kad se ljubite i kad vam srce drnda....
(joj choveche....)

i mora da ima lepu odecu, da se lepo obuche i da ima lep stan... Shocked (?)

i da se obrijesh i naparfemishesh i da imash frajersku frizuru+obavezan zlatan zub!!!!

i ljubav prestaje kad ispadne zlatan zub i kad nemas frajersku kosu....
Mr. Green Laughing Cool

i josh mnogo shto shta....

da nema ove emisije trebalo bi je izmisliti.... Very Happy

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Moj sestric (6,5 g) jede kiflu po kojoj su posute sjemenke susama i pita: ''Je l' se mogu posaditi ove sjemenke, pa da poraste jos jedna ovakva kiflica?'' Laughing Zagrljaj

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Pocepao sam se od smeha, znači strašno.

Omiljene životinje
Moje omiljene životinje su prase, jagnje ali najvise volim krilce od pileta.



Svi bi trebali da pogledaju onu emisiju iz video klipa gore jer je urnebesno smesna zove se kefalica i emituje se na Avali

A evo jedne provale moje drugarice kad je bila 2. razred

"Imala je crnu kosu kao sneg"

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Curica od 3 god ulazi u šlauh koji ima pregradu za noge (da ne propadnu dok plivaju), upetljala se, pa me pita: kako ide OVAJ noga?

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