citati i pobednicka slika sa bash.org

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citati i pobednicka slika sa bash.org

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Ovaj je i mene zaje(piiiiip) JESUS koji haos...



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Ima ljudi koji nikad nisu bili zainteresovani za chat ili bilo kakvu drugu vrstu Internet komunikacije, ali su prosto „ludi” za čitanjem tuđe prepiske. Za takve su se pobrinuli kreatori sadržaja ovog sajta, koji su izabrali neke od najsmešnijih IRC citata da bi kreirali sopstvenu bazu tekstova. Za njih možete direktno da glasate upisivanjem plusa ili minusa, a zajedno s drugim posetiocima sajta možete i da utičete na dodavanje odnosno brisanje citata koji po vama nisu zaslužili da budu tu.
www.bash.org/?top



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jos jedan sajt slicne tematike, ali "Made in Serbia" Smile

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imamo vec temu o bash.org:
http://www.mycity.rs/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8995&highlight=bash+citati

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Joj, svejedno, nemojte brisati temu, nek ostane link... plakala sam od smeha na BritneySpears i BloodyNinja LOL

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ZoNi ::jos jedan sajt slicne tematike, ali "Made in Serbia" Smile

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odlican sajt ZoNi :Q

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ZoNi ::jos jedan sajt slicne tematike, ali "Made in Serbia" Smile

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Bas me zanima da li su ukljucili i neke citate koje sam im ja poslao pre par meseci. Mr. Green

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ali vrh je ono sa shifro i zvezdicama... umetnost Very Happy

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Ahahahaha! Kakvi genijalci! Plakao sam od smeha na ove:

Citat:<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?


Citat:<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally


Citat:<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

Citat:<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language


Citat:<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today
<Fulgore> fuck you


Citat:(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.


... Tek cu da gledam ovaj sajt! Hvala beskrajno!

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Citat:random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye

ovo je dobro... Very Happy
Citat:<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

Citat:(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse za-odrasle- on their computer

sta reci..haha... LOL
Citat:<born1986> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this shit always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that shit out tha window

. . .

<born1986> OMG i fuckin did it!!!
<born1986> FUCK!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass> Very Happy
<born1986> FUCK SHIT FUCK
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

. . .

<born1986> shit
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass> Surprised
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that fucking disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

. . .

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb
jao pukla sam na ovo LOL
Citat:<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. Sad
LOL
Citat:<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

mislim sta reci :Q

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