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Citat:Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face



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Naleteh na ovu temu posle 3 godine i jos uvek je smesna Very Happy
Hajde da je osvezimo malo novim biserima

<pH7> So during the biggest test of the term I look down and realise my fucking penis not working! I MEAN IT'S COMPLETELY DEAD!
<pH7> *pen is omfg
<Harreh> haha rofl
<pH7> Excuse me while I rip out my space bar for failing me like that Sad

<royan> Soemone bluetooth'd me a picture titles Jesus.jpg the other day. When I tried to exit the message reader, it said: Jesus not saved. Save now?
<royan> I have God's cellphone.

<xxx> I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife...
<phunqe> oh? :/
<xxx> Yeah, yesterday my girlfriend and I wanted to have sex, but I had a... hmm.. well you know.. problem..
<phunqe> Ah, no ping reply?

wtf9589: should i get the poster with 1 really hot girl or 5 pretty hot girls?
kickassmofo1111: duh get the one with five girls
kickassmofo1111: five tits are better than one
wtf9589: WTF HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A GIRL???



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...a sta je ovo? bash.org Question

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@LaserJat

Da, upravo bash.org Smile

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Mislim sta je taj bash.org?Gde nalazite te stvari?

Dopuna: 11 Okt 2007 16:10

Aha, nasao sam http://bash.org/ Smile

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JOOOJ OVAJ MI JE ODLICAN Smile Smile Smile

<@Yenkaz> "You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."
<@Yenkaz> i mean.. wtf
<@Yenkaz> I'd admire anyone capable of using itunes to produce any weapon of mass destruction




<royan> Soemone bluetooth'd me a picture titles Jesus.jpg the other day. When I tried to exit the message reader, it said: Jesus not saved. Save now?
<royan> I have God's cellphone.


Razorburn85: just because your best friend is a 6 pack of heinekens that the bartender who knows your middle name gave you for the world of warcraft dps advice and an episode of scrubs that youve already seen 20 times but love anyway, that doesnt make you a loser.. right ?
daviexmatic: of course not


<IZZY4EL> Whats gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
<IZZY4EL> a seat-belt


<xxx> I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife...
<phunqe> oh? :/
<xxx> Yeah, yesterday my girlfriend and I wanted to have sex, but I had a... hmm.. well you know.. problem..
<phunqe> Ah, no ping reply?


Eric: I'm 60% done masturbating
Casey5: ...


* nqbw is watching a pair of lesbians, one serving, one receiving.
<nqbw> To clarify, I am watching Wimbledon. Laughing

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