English Spelling =)

English Spelling =)

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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.



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ROFL LMAO OMG WTF ... -> a sto odmah da ne skrate na ovako, sta bi falilo, i gramatike bismo se tako resili, milina. A ceo Sekspir bi stao na 10 strana. EE FTW!
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Dopuna: 23 Avg 2007 18:24

Sad vidim da je pod "vicevima"
A ja za ozbiljno ... Confused



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Smile Very Happy super je fora...
a procitajte ovo :

Our queer language

When the English tongue we speak
why is break not rhymed with freak?
will you tell me why it's true
we say sew but likewise few?
& the maker of the verse
cannot rhyme his horse with worse.
beard sounds not like heard,
cord is different from word
cow is cow, but low is low.
shoe is never rhymed with foe.
& think of goose & not of choose
think of comb, tomb & bomb
doll & roll, home & some.
& since pay is rhymed with say
why not pay with said, I pray?
we have blood & food & good
mould is not pronounced like could.
wherefore done but gone & bone,
is there any reason known?
& in short it seems to me
sounds and letters disagree.

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