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  • Pridružio: 30 Maj 2005
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Citat:
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

Frizeri su ovih dana mnogo nezgodni. Ali pazite crnjak u mom slucaju, ZENA MI JE FRIZER.
Jos sto su to tako lepo opisali, 'severing your carotid artery', znao sam da nije trebalo da citam ovo. Sad



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ne kapiram sta treba da radim nista nema konkretno.

Sta treba da uradim da dodjem do odgovora?



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Meni je ovo pisalo, ako je to to:
A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.

Dopuna: 15 Jul 2006 12:39

A kad stavim nadimak:
A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

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Citat:While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.


da se kladimo da cu ipak da ga progutam Mr. Green?

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  • Gde živiš: Beograd

You are the victim of an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker.

lol Very Happy

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  • Gde živiš: Novi Sad

"Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss."

Ma nema sanse! Mr. Green

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  • Gde živiš: Čačak

Citat:While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.

Hahaha!

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Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.

Pih.. koliko obicna smrt..

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While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death. Laughing

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While attending a horse show, you bend over to tie your shoe. Halfway though the brief process, you receive a deadly kick from a startled Clydesdale.

pih... od konja

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