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Poslao: 06 Mar 2011 17:39
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- Dusan NBG
- Zaslužni građanin
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"Где је ДЕДА?"
-А јел ти рекао како је то бити мртав???
-Није!
-А штета, ТРЕБАЋЕ ТИ!!!!
Мртав ладан
- Сиђем ја једно јутро у фризерај доле,листам Газету Де Ла Спортиво,чујем врата,е,окренем се, БАТИСТУТА!
- ГАБРИЈЕЛ?!!
- Свега ми!
Кад порастем бићу кенгур
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Registruj se da bi učestvovao u diskusiji. Registrovanim korisnicima se NE prikazuju reklame unutar poruka.
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Poslao: 08 Mar 2011 21:16
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- Melody
- Elitni građanin
- Pridružio: 09 Jul 2010
- Poruke: 2484
- Gde živiš: u prostoru između dva tona u dobrom riff-u
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Jennifer's body
Jeste da je u pitanju horor film, to jest, okarakterisan je kao horor film, ima neke dijaloge i 'izvale' zbog kojih sam se smejala kao nikad... 
Chip Dove: I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.
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Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.
Chip Dove: I know.
Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.
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Needy Lesnicky: You're killing people?
Jennifer Check: No. I'm killing boys.
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Needy Lesnicky: You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer Check: And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
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Jennifer Check: I think the singer wants me.
Needy Lesnicky: Only because he thinks you're a virgin. I heard them talking.
Jennifer Check: Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.
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Jennifer Check: [Having been stabbed in the stomach and bleeding profusely] Got a tampon?
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Needy Lesnicky: [after Colin asks Jennifer out] Colin's really nice.
Jennifer Check: He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.
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Needy Lesnicky: Hell is a teenage girl.
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Needy Lesnicky: Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want Jennifer. So why chip? is it just to tick me off? or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer Check: I am not insecure Needy. God thats a joke, how could I ever be insecure. I was the snowflake queen.
Needy Lesnicky: Yeah two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer Check: I am still socially relevant.
Needy Lesnicky: And when you didnt need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer Check: I am going... to eat your soul... and shit it out Lesnicky!
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Needy Lesnicky: Are you PMS'ing or something?
Jennifer Check: PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.
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Needy Lesnicky: How are you going to get alcohol?
Jennifer Check: I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
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Jennifer Check: You're such a player-hater.
Needy Lesnicky: And you're a jerk.
Jennifer Check: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?
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Chip Dove: Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!
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Jennifer Check: I mean, they did go all "Benihana" on my ass with that knife, and it should've killed me, but for some reason... it didn't.
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Chip's Mom: Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him?
Chip Dove: Lasagna with teeth?
Chip's Mom: You heard.
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Poslao: 09 Mar 2011 14:13
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- White toxic
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Montevideo
"ja sam talija!" i
"Ostavi se bre kurvarluka sad, idemo da chistimo cipele! "
ja umrla od smeha xD
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Poslao: 20 Mar 2011 23:40
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- Acrid
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Napisano: 20 Mar 2011 22:12
Kad vec spomenu taj film meni je legendarno:
,,Umesto da sutiraju loptu,oni sutiraju SINA NIKOLE PASICA,jebo vas sveti Haralampije!
Ono jest njega i treba isutirati govno jedno nalickano!''
I kad kaze Jaksicu:
,, Igras za reprezentaciju Jugoslavije''
,,Ma serem ti se u taj tvoj pandurski humor.''
,,Milovane Jaksicu MIRNO!Kupi stvari i izlazi iz celije!''
Kralj Aleksandar I Karadjordjevic:
,,Pustite vi rumunskog kralja.On je sreckovic,nema Srbe i Hrvate.''
Ima dosta toga.Film je pun fazona da places.
Dopuna: 20 Mar 2011 23:40
I jos je dobro kad kaze Zivkovicu Milutincu (koji je jelte komunista bio):
,,Ajde oblaci se idemo''
,,Ja sam svoju karijeru iovako zavrsio''
,,Idemo covece na prijem kod kralja!''
,,Kod kralja?Pfff''
.,Pa izvini-Lenjin ne pravi balove''
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Poslao: 31 Mar 2011 15:50
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- mcrule
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- Michael
- Spy[Covert OPS], Gathering Intel/Info & The Ultimate Like Master[@ MyCity]
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Napisano: 31 Mar 2011 15:49
"He spent his life killing innocent people but he can't kill Bambi?!"
Said by: Harry Morgan(Dexterov otac)
Concerning: Trinity (govori o njemu)
Dexter, Season 4, Episode 7 - Slack Tide
Dopuna: 31 Mar 2011 15:50
Maria Laguerta: I know everything.
Dexter (in head): I'm going to choose not to misinterpret that.
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Poslao: 01 Apr 2011 11:11
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- Melody
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Znam da je off... ali da li se to meni čini ili na ovoj strani ima milion mcruletovih lajkova??!?! o.O
Šta se dešava? XD
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Poslao: 01 Apr 2011 15:10
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- Gde živiš: Shabatz-SERBIA
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Pa decko je veseo 
Neka ga, bar ga niko ne zove da mu lajkuju statuse kao sto se to radi na Facebook-u.
Don't be a menace in South Central while drinking your juice in the hood ( to je onaj film sa klipom "Sta si rek'o za moje patofne?": Don't make me make Hiroshima and Niggersaki here", "We got arrested for being black on friday night" i "Sh*t i cant walk! -Motherfu*ker you cant walk last 4 years! -Oh yea, hahahah.
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