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Ja obozavam feministicke viceve... Evo jos malo:

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Po zavrsetku kursa prezivelima ce biti urucene diplome.

Dopuna: 10 Avg 2005 15:42

Men will never win


if you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. if you stay hoMe and do the housework, you are a pansy.

if you work too hard, there is never any tiMe for her..
if you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.

if she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it is exploitation. if you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find soMething better.

if you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
if she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

if you Mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassMent.
if you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

if you cry, you are a wimp.
if you don't, you are an insensitive bastard.

if you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist. if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman.

if you ask her to do soMething she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. if she asks you, it's a favor.

if you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert. if you don't, you are gay.

if you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist. if you don't, you are unromantic.

if you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
if you don't, you are a slob.

if you buy her flowers, you are after soMething.
if you don't, you are not thoughtful.

if you are proud of your achieveMents, you are full of yourself. if you don't, you are not ambitious.

if she has a headache, she is tired.
if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

if you want it too often, you are over-sexed.
if you don't, there must be soMeone else.

Dopuna: 10 Avg 2005 15:42

A Fairy told a married couple:

For being such an exemplary married couple for 25 years, I will give you each a wish." "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband"......said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a moment and said: "Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is...........to have a wife 30 years younger than me"

The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish.

The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!... Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.

Men might be bastards,

But Fairies are...............................Female

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Rules for Women:


1. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
2. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
4. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
5. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put the mall there.
6. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.
7. Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.
8. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.
9. Never sleep with a man who's named his penis.
10. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway.
11. A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.
12. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
13. Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
14. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
15. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
16. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
17. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
18. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
19. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually "Oh all right, I'll stay the night."

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Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.


Naravno oblak, kakav bi zivot bio bez Vas? Jako dosadan...

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Ti samo mislis da znas, a ja znam da ti znas da ja znam da ti nista neznas.

Sala mala, naravno da je ovaj dio foruma za zabavu pa tako mislim da nema nista lose u maloj zezi. Jel' tako?

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@oblak


1/2+1/2=1

Uvek bilo i bice.....

@Ella

Apsolutno,treba se ponekad opustiti,smeh je lek,sto svi dobro znamo!

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@Jasmina

Znam ja za smjeh, zato se i hakacim veci dio svoga zivota.
A sta cu drugo, kazu ljudi "Ko pjeva zlo nemisli a ko misli nije mu do pjevanja" a ja cu ovako da se smijem do iznemoglosti pa sta bude bice.
Da se mene pita svi ljudi na ovome svjetu bi proveli vise vremena smijuci se nego planirajuci kako da uniste jedni druge. Ali posto me niko nista ne pita...

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Evo malo uzvracanje:

50 Things Women Cannot Do...

1. Know anything about a car except its colour

2. Understand a film plot

3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message

4. Lift

5. Throw

6. Run

7. Park

8. Far-t

9. Read a map

10. Rob a bank

11. Resist Ikea

12. Sit still

13. Tell a joke

14. Play pool

15. Pay for dinner

16. Eat a kebab whilst walking

17. Pe-e out of a train window

18. Argue without shouting

19. Get told off without crying

20. Understand fruit machines

21. Walk past a shoe shop

22. Make a decent bacon sandwich

23. Not comment on strangers clothes

24. Use small amounts of toilet paper

25. Let you sleep with a hangover

26. Drink a pint gracefully

27. Get a round in

28. Throw a punch

29. Do magic

30. like your friends

31. Enjoy p-o- rn

32. Eat a really hot curry

33. Get to the point

34. Buy plain envelopes

35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

38. Avoid credit card debt

39. Dive into a pool

40. Assemble furniture

41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb

42. Set a video recorder

43. Not try and change you

44. Watch a war film

45. Understand why flirting results in violence

46. Spend a day by themselves

47. Go to the toilet by themselves

48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket

49. Choose a video quickly

50. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above