Nekoliko pitanja u trenutku dosade...

Nekoliko pitanja u trenutku dosade...

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...znam da svi imamo zilion pitanja, pocevsi od glavnih tema filozofije 101...ali evo jos malo....
prevod 100% je nemoguc zbog 'blage' igre reci


Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried
in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.



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Kada vec, nemam sta da radim sada Very Happy, evo odgovoricu na skoro svako pitanje:

Citat:Can you cry under water?
Plakanje, ne mora biti uvek sa suzama. Ima nekih ljudi koji placu a ne teku im suze...

Citat:If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Banke imaju grane kao sto i privreda ima svoje privredne grane... mislim glupo pitanje... ovo sam deca mogu da postave ovakvo pitanje Wink

Citat:Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Pa npr. postoji i djacki dinar, a placa se 500 dinara Very Happy
Tako je slucaj i ovde, ili mozda taj jedan penny ide kao pomoc neka nekome...

Citat:Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Heaven doesn't exist!

Citat:Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Zato sto okruglu picu ne mozes da podelis na vise okruglih pica. To je kao kada bih hteo da podelim krug na vise krugova a da pritom ne ostane nista Smile

Citat:Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Zato sto bebe spavaju bezbrizno, a ne mirno. I onda kada covek spava a ne brine za nista, i ne sanja nista ruzno, i probudi se odmoran onda kaze da je spavao kao beba.

Citat:If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Zavisi od toga kakav je sef ili direktor Smile

Citat:Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Pa tako je valjda pravilnije reci...

Citat:Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Pa da bi mogli da pregledaju veliki deo grada za kratko vreme, a ovako bi morali da pesace od svakog mesta da bi ga zagleckivali, ovako moze bez muke videti skoro sve i to zumirano Wink

Citat:How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Zato sto se u finalu glasanja tek dolazi do 2 kandidata, i zato sto miss america moze biti bilo ko ili bilo koja samo da je lepa. A da bi bio predsednik... treba mnogo toga.

Citat:Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Verovatno zato sto ne bi zeleli da gledaju dok se neko svlaci i ne bi zeleli da gledaju donji ves i sve ostalo... I ujedno time daju vremena da se pacijent polako skine... Very Happy Smile (kakav odgovor Smile)

Mislim stvarno, ja nikada nisam postavljao ovakva pitanja, osim ono za raj...



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