Smešne i zanimljive slike,vicevi i fore na engleskom

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Smešne i zanimljive slike,vicevi i fore na engleskom

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A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son." asked the father, "what does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."
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The only thing faster than the speed of light is a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. LOL LOL



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A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars.
The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"
The bum replied, "No."
Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum said, "No."
Then the man asked the bum, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?" Mr. Green

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I got a hepatitis c from a horse, but no confusion, it wasn't from the sex it was a blood transfusion...

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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied "... the balcony."

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Malo "Knock Knock Jokes". Mr. Green Mr. Green



Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W_H_O. Mr. Green


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Knock Knock
Who's 'their'???
Grammar Professor. Mr. Green


Get it, cause, he misspelled it, and, and, and.... Oh never mind. Bebee Dol
Mr. Green

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Napisano: 22 Maj 2012 13:32

Son: Dad we lost al our LSD!
Dad: Son... We have other problem...
Son: What?
Dad: There Is a Dragon In the kitchen!

Dopuna: 22 Maj 2012 14:14

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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"Yo mamma's jokes" [Yo mamma's so poor, yo mamma so fat etc.]


YO, Yor mamma's so fat, even cows boo at her. Mr. Green

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An Arab at the airport:
-''Name?''
-''Abdul al-Rhazib''
-''Sex?''
-''Three to five times a weak''
-''No,no...I mean male or female?''
-''Male or female sometimes camel''
-''Holy cow!''...
-Yes cow,sheap animals in general.
-''But isn't that hostlie?''
-"Horse style,doggy style,any style''
-''Oh dear!''
-''No,No dear run too fast!''

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