Smešne i zanimljive slike,vicevi i fore na engleskom

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Smešne i zanimljive slike,vicevi i fore na engleskom

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What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
"Multilingual".

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
"Bilingual".

What do you call someone who speaks one language?
"An American". Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green

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- Doctor, simulant from room 110 is dead!
Doctor:
- Now is really gone too far!

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Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you. The next day I stopped smoking.

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you. The next day I stopped eating red meat.

Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you. The next day I stopped drinking.

Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you. This morning I stopped reading.

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Napisano: 09 Nov 2012 3:42

What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Drums please. Mr. Green
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THUNDERPANTS Mr. Green

Dopuna: 09 Nov 2012 3:44

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?
Drums please. Mr. Green
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DINO-MITE! Mr. Green

Dopuna: 09 Nov 2012 3:46

What did the policeman say to his tummy?
Drums please. Mr. Green
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I've got you under a vest! Mr. Green

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Napisano: 04 Jan 2013 15:42

What gets longer when pulled, fits between a woman's b00bs, inserts neatly into a hole & works best when j e r k e d hard? Mr. Green

+ Razz

Dopuna: 04 Jan 2013 15:57

What did O say to Q? "Bro, your dick is hanging out.." Mr. Green

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Napisano: 08 Jan 2013 19:42

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Dopuna: 08 Jan 2013 19:47

How is sex like air?
It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.

Dopuna: 08 Jan 2013 19:52

A bank robber walked over to one of his hostages and asked:
Did you see my face?
Yes, said the hostage.
And then the robber shot him dead.
Then he turned to the next man and asked, Did you see my face?
No, he said, but i think my wife did.

Dopuna: 08 Jan 2013 19:58

Why do blondes not talk while having sex?
Their moms told them not to talk to strangers.

Dopuna: 08 Jan 2013 20:01

What’s the difference between a wife and a job?
A job still sucks after ten years.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a wireless phone.

What did the left butt cheek tell the right one?
If we stick together, we can stop this shit.

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Napisano: 08 Jan 2013 22:04

A Japaneseguy threw his cellphone to the sea...
Filipino guy: OMG, why?!
Japanese guy: we have a lot of cellphones in Japan
An American lady threw her laptop to the sea...
Filipino guy: what a waste!!!!
American lady:.there are lots of laptops in the US
Then a beautiful lady came to join them..the Filipino guy push her to the sea..everybody was shocked..
Everybody : why did you push her?!
Filipino guy: we have lots of FILIPINO LADIES in the Philippines.

Dopuna: 09 Jan 2013 2:32

LAFFIN' SMURFS

Q: Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?
A: Because the grass tickles their balls! Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green

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They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken. Mr. Green

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Be patient, I'll teach it so that snapped snapped everywhere.
Valda you understand.

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My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake. Mr. Green

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