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Heavy Metal

Our Hero enters the scene on a Harley Davidson Cool , kills the Dragon, drinks some beer and f**ks the princess.


Power Metal

Our Hero enters the scene riding a white unicorn Laughing . He flees from the dragon, saves the princes and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.


Thrash Metal

The Hero fights the dragon, saves the princess and then f**ks her.


Folk Metal

Our hero arrives with some friends who play accordion, violins, flutes and other strange instruments. The Dragon falls asleep (being tired after dancing etc.) Then they leave the castle all together... without the princess. smešak


Viking Metal

Our Hero arrives on a drakkar Mr. Green . He kills the Dragon with his huge Axe and eats him. Cool Then he rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and sets the castle afire before he walks away.


Death Metal

The Hero arrives and kills the Dragon. Then he f**ks the princess and kills her too. Finally he steps away.


Black Metal

Our Hero arrives at midnight, kills the Dragon and impales him in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess and before he kills her, he drinks her blood in a ritual. Finally he impales her too next to the dragon.


Gore Metal

Our hero arrives, kills the Dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle. He f**ks and then kills the princess. Then he f**ks her corpse and eats her guts. Bebee Dol Finally he f**ks the cadaver for the third time, he burns it and f**ks it again for the last time. Neutral


Grind Metal

Our Hero arrives and screams something no one is able to understand for about 2 minutes. Then he leaves. LOL


Doom Metal

Our Hero arrives. He understands the Dragon is really huge for him to deal with, and thinks that he will never be able to beat him. He gets depressed and commits suicide. The Dragon eats his body and the Princess as a dessert.
...And this is the end of a very sad story. Crying or Very sad


Gothic Metal

The princess wearing a velvet dress sings like a soprano. Our Hero completes the duet as the "Beast" while the Dragon is playing the flute. Suddenly the Dragon swallows the flute and by mistake he spits a flame that burns the Beauty and the Beast while he dies from asphyxia. The three souls are condemned to hell for eternity. Twisted Evil


Progressive Metal

Our Hero arrives with one guitar and he plays a 26-minute solo. LOL The dragon finds it so boring that he commits suicide. Mr. Green The Hero enters the princess bedroom and he plays another solo with every technique he learned last year in music school. Finally the princess escapes searching for the Heavy Metal Hero. Cool


Industrial Metal

Our Hero arrives wearing a filthy coat and he insults the Dragon by extending his middle finger. Finally the bouncers throw him out of the Fairyland. Razz


Technical Metal

Our Hero plays an extraordinary riff, changing between 11/16 and 13/16, with any possible way. The Dragon dies from a massive Brain Aneurysm. The princess enters a music college in order to understand what the hell our Hero played Mr. Green


Speed Metal

Suddenly a short-time solo is filling the air... the Dragon gets confused. Someone is screaming strange things. The princess realizes she just lost her virginity. The Dragon and the princess are still searching for the guy who did that. Smajli


Christian Metal

Our Hero arrives straight from the church and sings a Power Metal ballad to the Dragon, telling him how much Jesus loves him, and that he should follow the path of God. The Dragon instantly becomes a Christian LOL and when the princess is ready to thank the Hero, he tells her he is against premarital sex. Laughing


Glam Metal

Our Hero arrives. The Dragon laughs because of the Hero's appearance Mr. Green , and lets him enter the castle.
Our Hero steals the princess' make-up and plans to paint the castle a wonderful pink color, while the princess wonders where all the men have gone? Mr. Green


Battle Metal

The Hero arrives with a legion of 100 brave soldiers and war machines. As a great military commander, he sieges the dragon for 6 hours before killing him. The princess is getting bored.


Nu Metal

Our Hero arrives with a damaged Honda Civic and tries to fight the Dragon, but unfortunately he dies after his ridiculous colorful wide clothes caught fire.


Symphonic Metal

Our Hero arrives with the Vienna Philharmonic and sings two arias. The Dragon loses his hearing and the princess is frying eggs.


Epic Metal

Our Hero arrives in shining armor and riding his own Dragon, kills the bad Dragon with a spear and saves the princess. Then he takes her to his own castle where they get married. And they lived happily ever after.


Sludge Metal

The hero turns up covered in shit. The dragon retreats after smelling the odour. The Princess is grateful but edges away gradually.


Grunge

The hero arrives and starts to complain about how bad his life is and then everyone is so depressed they all o.d. on heroin.


Hardcore

The hero arrives slugs the dragon in the balls who then flies away with injured pride, He marries the princes. During the honey moon she talks back to him he beets the hell out of her, the hero goes to jail for domestic violence.


Funk Metal

The funk surrounds the whole place and is so sexy that the hero and the dragon starts to make Love in the Air and they become one phallus, whereas the princess becomes phallus sweat.


Brutal Death Metal

Our hero arrives, kills the princess and then f**ks the dragon.

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ThePhilosopher ::Heavy Metal

Our Hero enters the scene on a Harley Davidson Cool , kills the Dragon, drinks some beer and f**ks the princess.


Power Metal

Our Hero enters the scene riding a white unicorn Laughing . He flees from the dragon, saves the princes and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.


Thrash Metal

The Hero fights the dragon, saves the princess and then f**ks her.


Folk Metal

Our hero arrives with some friends who play accordion, violins, flutes and other strange instruments. The Dragon falls asleep (being tired after dancing etc.) Then they leave the castle all together... without the princess. smešak


Viking Metal

Our Hero arrives on a drakkar Mr. Green . He kills the Dragon with his huge Axe and eats him. Cool Then he rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and sets the castle afire before he walks away.


Death Metal

The Hero arrives and kills the Dragon. Then he f**ks the princess and kills her too. Finally he steps away.


Black Metal

Our Hero arrives at midnight, kills the Dragon and impales him in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess and before he kills her, he drinks her blood in a ritual. Finally he impales her too next to the dragon.


Gore Metal

Our hero arrives, kills the Dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle. He f**ks and then kills the princess. Then he f**ks her corpse and eats her guts. Bebee Dol Finally he f**ks the cadaver for the third time, he burns it and f**ks it again for the last time. Neutral


Grind Metal

Our Hero arrives and screams something no one is able to understand for about 2 minutes. Then he leaves. LOL


Doom Metal

Our Hero arrives. He understands the Dragon is really huge for him to deal with, and thinks that he will never be able to beat him. He gets depressed and commits suicide. The Dragon eats his body and the Princess as a dessert.
...And this is the end of a very sad story. Crying or Very sad


Gothic Metal

The princess wearing a velvet dress sings like a soprano. Our Hero completes the duet as the "Beast" while the Dragon is playing the flute. Suddenly the Dragon swallows the flute and by mistake he spits a flame that burns the Beauty and the Beast while he dies from asphyxia. The three souls are condemned to hell for eternity. Twisted Evil


Progressive Metal

Our Hero arrives with one guitar and he plays a 26-minute solo. LOL The dragon finds it so boring that he commits suicide. Mr. Green The Hero enters the princess bedroom and he plays another solo with every technique he learned last year in music school. Finally the princess escapes searching for the Heavy Metal Hero. Cool


Industrial Metal

Our Hero arrives wearing a filthy coat and he insults the Dragon by extending his middle finger. Finally the bouncers throw him out of the Fairyland. Razz


Technical Metal

Our Hero plays an extraordinary riff, changing between 11/16 and 13/16, with any possible way. The Dragon dies from a massive Brain Aneurysm. The princess enters a music college in order to understand what the hell our Hero played Mr. Green


Speed Metal

Suddenly a short-time solo is filling the air... the Dragon gets confused. Someone is screaming strange things. The princess realizes she just lost her virginity. The Dragon and the princess are still searching for the guy who did that. Smajli


Christian Metal

Our Hero arrives straight from the church and sings a Power Metal ballad to the Dragon, telling him how much Jesus loves him, and that he should follow the path of God. The Dragon instantly becomes a Christian LOL and when the princess is ready to thank the Hero, he tells her he is against premarital sex. Laughing


Glam Metal

Our Hero arrives. The Dragon laughs because of the Hero's appearance Mr. Green , and lets him enter the castle.
Our Hero steals the princess' make-up and plans to paint the castle a wonderful pink color, while the princess wonders where all the men have gone? Mr. Green


Battle Metal

The Hero arrives with a legion of 100 brave soldiers and war machines. As a great military commander, he sieges the dragon for 6 hours before killing him. The princess is getting bored.


Nu Metal

Our Hero arrives with a damaged Honda Civic and tries to fight the Dragon, but unfortunately he dies after his ridiculous colorful wide clothes caught fire.


Symphonic Metal

Our Hero arrives with the Vienna Philharmonic and sings two arias. The Dragon loses his hearing and the princess is frying eggs.


Epic Metal

Our Hero arrives in shining armor and riding his own Dragon, kills the bad Dragon with a spear and saves the princess. Then he takes her to his own castle where they get married. And they lived happily ever after.


Sludge Metal

The hero turns up covered in shit. The dragon retreats after smelling the odour. The Princess is grateful but edges away gradually.


Grunge

The hero arrives and starts to complain about how bad his life is and then everyone is so depressed they all o.d. on heroin.


Hardcore

The hero arrives slugs the dragon in the balls who then flies away with injured pride, He marries the princes. During the honey moon she talks back to him he beets the hell out of her, the hero goes to jail for domestic violence.


Funk Metal

The funk surrounds the whole place and is so sexy that the hero and the dragon starts to make Love in the Air and they become one phallus, whereas the princess becomes phallus sweat.


Brutal Death Metal

Our hero arrives, kills the princess and then f**ks the dragon.

Aко испричате виц и на трећем језику бићу принуђен да напишем виц о црнцу који прави децу исту као Енрико Иглецијас.

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  • Sanjar
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Kad Čak Noris seče luk ne plače on nego luk.

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Kada u ovoj temi napišete više od 3 činjenice o Čak Norisu, možete slobodno komentarisati viceve.
Mr. Green







Melody, izvini, bilo je jače od mene.

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  • Zanimam se ;)
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Sportske discipline u BiH:
-dizanje kredita,
-preskakanje rata,
-plivanje u dugovima.
-trcanje za žirantima

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Mujo, jesi l` ti ikad gledo Fatu u oči dok si sexo? - upita Haso Muju
Jesam bolan, Haso. - odgovori Mujo - Jednom.
Bilo je strasno.
Stajala je na vratima...

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Оставио цига дете да му чува ствари на тезги. Протpчи друго циганче , зграби једну кожну јакну и побегне.

Враћа се цига и примећује разлику , питајући: ''Видим, отишла јакна. По којој цени?''

Циганче: ''По набавној...''

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Stavi zena oglas: "Trazim muza koji me moze zadovoljiti u krevetu, ne moze me napustiti, i ne moze me prevariti!"
Sledeci dan neko kuca, otvori zena vrata i vidi coveka: "Ja zelim biti vas muz."
Ma nemoj, a kako to mislis?
Nemam noge, znaci ne mogu te napustiti, nemam ruke, znaci ne mogu te prevariti.
A kako me mislis zadovoljiti?
Pa sta mislis, s cim sam pokuco na vrata? SmileSmile

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  • Sanjar
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Čak Noris spava s upaljenim svetlom, ne zato što se plaši mraka, vec što se mrak plaši njega.

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