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Smešne i zanimljive slike,vicevi i fore na engleskom

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|ArThAs|, svi muskarci su opsednuti zenskim polnim organom tako da tvoje pitanje nema smisla...Smile

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I concur

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Very Happy

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E sad ima da nadjete najmanju rupu Smile

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@ muski svet

bar priznajete Wink

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Marketing for Dummies


The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people
often
ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and
say, "I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you says, "She's fantastic
in
bed,"
That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's
Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and
pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way,
I'm
fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I
hear you're fantastic in bed,"
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk
him
into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome
men in all these houses you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout
at
the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.

You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your
breast and grabs your ass ... That's Arnold Schwarzenegger!

YOU LIKE IT, BUT 20 YEARS LATER YOUR ATTORNEY DECIDES YOU WERE OFFENDED.



Sent by TomZ (fala)

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Girls = Time x Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2
Money = √ Evil
Girls = (√ Evil) 2
Girls = Evil

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a sta ako je

MONEY = NICE
MONEY 2 = GOOOOD

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But if girl come, money = zero

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formula onda ide ovako:
if girl = on
than money = 0
else money = nice

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